Miss Piggie - a decent chick

Miss Piggy Quotes:

"I would have called you sooner but I had a frog in my throat."

"Is there a cure for a broken heart?  Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs."

"Love feels exactly like lust, but with a lot more dinners and jewelry."

"Never eat more than you can lift."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.  And it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."

"Bitch please.  I'm fabulous."